shittt.

Hi I'm Your new friend Samm. I'm awkward, vulgar, inappropriate, uncalled for and I Dont care. ;]

I want a sexy man friend to play with.

any takers?

this is harder then I thought.

If you say you dont like someone

dont pretend to when they’re around, you look stupid and fake as fuck.

Dawggg that makes me wanna slap the shit out you.

I’m so thirsty.

I want to go drink a bottle of water.

I walk out of the cafeteria after lunch

and theres a rap battle going on.

WHAT THE FUCK!? ARE WE ON FUCKING 8MILE?

does my school have the only people that like to try to rap during lunch?

fuck me.

Havnt had a nap and been up since 6 this morning. It’s 12:05 am now. Havnt finished this stupid president paper and still have to shower and straighten my hair. I’m going late to school tomorrow I dont give a shit.

I love my ipod.

and you know, my family too.

I’m looking for somebody I can call boo, looking for the only one that I can give my all to.

I hear you want someone you can call boo, I will change my name to boo and fuck around and call you now whatchu wanna do?

I dont care when people complain about something.

It’s the people that complain about the people complaining that really annoys me. STFU.

that was my shot partner, we were fucked up by 10:30 pm.
At this moment she was about to throw up.
Thank you 99.

that was my shot partner, we were fucked up by 10:30 pm.

At this moment she was about to throw up.

Thank you 99.

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aseriesofserendipities:

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 this is for you jenna.

aseriesofserendipities:

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 this is for you jenna.

In florida

it’s 42 degrees. :)

I love wearing sweaters and winter hats.

But my nipps dont like the weather.

Man, it’s cold as FUCK to be living in GA

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clitorisaurus:

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kushaholic:

It’s like 32 outside my nigga.

it’s 27 now. The high was 33 and low is 18

It’s 23 in my part of GA and the low is 12 :(

Fuck you, Georgians.
Last year, I had to walk home from school during daylight in -2 degrees.
It was 9 degrees when I went out to dinner a few weeks ago.
It was something like -12 degrees last month.
You eat dicks.

It was 3 degrees today with the windchill. Shut the fuck up, Southern States. 33 degrees would be fantastic.

LOL IT’S -23 HERE

YOU SHOULD ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 fuck you northern states.  “33 degrees would be fantastic” bitch that’s still cold, that doesnt mean you can walk out in your underwear. Still gunna be bundled up.